... the hotly anticipated battle royale between the always lovable Peyton Manning and the always beautiful Tom Brady, an unlikely hero rose to the top.

This man, driven by the kind of passion and diligence that is only embodied by those who truly desire victory above all else, stood tall and proud and said, "Don't worry everyone; I got this."

He then, in a moment sure to be remembered forever by the true fans amongst us, legally changed his name to "Ben Green."

English professors around the world rejoiced in the gesture, some brought near to tears, as Mr. Green celebrated the long-awaited change...

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