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Jesus Christ Will Start at QB for the Seahawks in 2010

Article By on 29th April, 2010

... passes from as an H-back?  Some say the answer is yes.  

Jesus Christ...er...Charlie Whitehurst is pictured here performing the miracle of the five loaves and the two fish .  He was just prepping lunch for 5,000 hungry Seahawk fans on hand to watch OTAs.  Now that's the way to win a popularity contest!  Later in the day, Whitehurst would turn water into wine, proving that he is the one and only Messianic savior Seahawk fans have been clamouring for.

Note the Bing! logo patch on Jesus's...er...Charlie's jersey.  That must be Paul Allen's doing.  Any man rich enough to put the Bing! logo on Jesus's...er.....

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