Article By Josh Broudy on 6th January, 2010
Look, he needs to start acting like a real athlete. A real athlete has to make at least 9.35 million a year. He needs to focus on making headlines consistently. Screw football. He's not gonna get any better. To keep being in the headlines he's gonna need to do things like going to Vegas without permission, kissing yourself in the mirror, and going half-naked in a magazine cover.
But there's a big difference with A-Rod and Tiger. See, they make headlines without even trying to. That's when you know you've reached the epitome of sports.
So ...
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