... of his young career, Golden Tate forgot the first rule in food theft: Never steal from a donut shop.

After a few too many drinks one recent night, Tate reportedly worked up the courage to test the Fort Knox of foodstuffs by poaching a few maple bars. In the process, he was caught by the night baker and cited by local police.

Interesting that the cops were on the scene so quickly.

In any case, this is perhaps one of the bigger non-stories of an offseason replete with them. The kid got drunk, he found food, and he learned his lesson. End of discussion.

Pete Carroll won't take any action, nor should he, except to perhaps recommend a Boston cream next time (maybe it's just me, but I can't think of many l...

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