... following "predictions" are jokes . Intended for amusement (mostly my own, and if you also laugh that's cool too), and not meant to unfairly attack any team. To prove it, I'll start with my team first. Enjoy.

 

Miami Dolphins - The police will finally catch up with members of the Fins
who were in trouble this off-season, and the Dolphins are forced to
field a team using the cheerleaders. Ricky Williams becomes the first
player ever to score a touchdown while under the influence of Geritol.

New York Jets - Mark Sanchez will revolutionize NFL equipment: Whereas in the
past, QB belts only held towels and hand-warmers, we find Mark has
added compartments f...

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