... in those days, no one really knew it was problematic for a kid to sit in the back of the classroom gobbling white glue by the handful.  It's what the cool kids did.

So if eating glue was cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Come to find out, maybe all that glue back then wasn't so good for me.

Yes, I am using my glue addiction in kindergarten as the reason I hollered every obscenity in the world at "the computers" for being part of an elaborate plot to keep Iowa out of BCS National Title contention. 

In all actuality, the computers love the Hawkeyes.  Bleacher Report - College Football