... Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy! I want to be a gator when I grow up!"Mom answers, "Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Florida Gators?" Four huge men stand up
and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at UF, you wanna tell that joke to us?" The guy replies, "What? And have to explain it four times?"

What do you call an UF grad wearing a suit and tie? The defendant!

What is the definition of safe sex down in Gainesville? Placing signs on the animals that kick.

If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker,...

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