... You just won a hard-fought, defensive battle of unbeatens. TCU put up a valiant effort, but you were the better team in Glendale on Jan. 4, 2010! Congratulations!

Now get the heck out of the way!

Yeah, that’s right! Take your silly blue turf and disappear! No "real" team has a bizarre-colored turf.

Alabama does not have Crimson turf! There is no orange turf in Austin for the Longhorns! The only way you can draw attention to yourselves is by having that eyesore of a field!

Grow up!

Besides, don't you know that the color of the field attracts migrating birds? The poor creatures dive-bomb right towards the blue thinking they are going for a swim or catching some fish only to crash onto that blue monstrosity. Way ...

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