One Week After NFL Draft, Mel Kiper Seen Muttering, Wandering NYC

Published on: 2nd May, 2010

Exactly one week after the end of the three-day NFL Draft extravaganza at Radio City Music Hall, ESPN draft expert Mel Kiper has been spotted around the city displaying erratic behavior. Several witnesses have reported seeing Kiper wander around the city, shoeless and clad in pajama bottoms and an ESPN ...

Brett Favre Retires and Comes Back In Third Quarter Of Latest Viking Loss

Published on: 21st December, 2009

CHARLOTTE, NC—Seemingly bored with retiring and coming back after a season is over, Brett Favre tried to retire and come back during last night’s loss to Carolina. “We were losing and I was getting hit,” Favre told the media afterwards. “So naturally it came up." “I told ...

NFL Week Three Hal-Oscopes: Trust Me, It Might Happen

Published on: 25th September, 2009

Week Two provided many wonderful and horrific football events to ponder and puzzle over.For instance: when will the Texans' Steve Slaton wake up and realize the regular season has started? Are the Browns really not going to score an offensive touchdown all year?Are L.T. and Brian Westbrook both finished? And well, ...

The Future Revealed: NFL Week Two Hal-Oscopes

Published on: 19th September, 2009

Amazing how one week of real football changes many of things we knew were true during five weeks of preseason football. The Houston Texans and their amazing exploding offense? Yeah, check back next week. Jay Cutler: best Chicago Bears quarterback ever? Not yet, especially after a four-pick week. LaDainian Tomlinson back to ...