... of things we knew were true during five weeks of preseason football.

The Houston Texans and their amazing exploding offense? Yeah, check back next week.

Jay Cutler: best Chicago Bears quarterback ever? Not yet, especially after a four-pick week.

LaDainian Tomlinson back to his old form, ready to rock the perennially pathetic Oakland Raiders? How about ready to rock the walking boot again?

Those are just a few of the many reasons the NFL is consistently awesome and confounding at the same time. In the words of Hollywood screenwriting legend, “nobody knows anything.”

So, in an effort to help and (honestly, just make some jokes), I’ve looked to the stars for advice.

It’s just...

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