Article By Fred Nock on 28th July, 2009
For all those of you who think Vick will go to the UFL, forget it. He's like a dog that has a taste for human flesh and now must be hunted down and...hey, wait a minute...
Just think Mike, all that experience you gained at Bad Newz Kennels could be redirected at a positive venture like Michael Vick's Bad Newz abattoir. Your experience in electrocution would be valuable.
You could hold the dirty end of an old extension cord to a cow instead of a dog. There are very few people who can stomach something like that, and you love it. You know what they say, when you find something you love y...
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