... rape charges, the New York Jets signed the Hall of Fame Linebacker to a two-year, $10 million deal.

"We're very happy to have Lawrence on our team," said GM Mike Tenenbaum, as he signed Taylor's release papers to be put in his custody, "Lawrence will make an excellent addition to our team of over-the-hill greats and players with off-the-field legal issues. He'll fit in just fine."

Taylor, who just turned 51, believes he is ready for a comeback in the NFL. The Jets plan on dressing opposing quarterbacks as teenage prostitutes to encourage Taylor to sack the quarterback. 

"Lawrence Taylor will be the starter on day one," Rex Ryan told the press. "Now we're Super Bowl contenders." 

Taylor's contract sta...

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