... your first round pick even though he’s listed as doubtful with an ankle injury.

Take down the championship banner hanging from your front porch.  Cancel the parade.  Call the newspaper and ask to remove the obituary for your opponent’s team from tomorrow’s edition.

Get terrible match-ups.  Have too many of your players be on teams that have already clinched playoff spots, and therefore only play in the first half.  Call the league commissioner and lobby for the season to be shortened.  Say weird things, angry things, that make your commissioner second-guess inviting you back next season.

Forget to start a kicker.

Talk a lot of trash on th...

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