... are nothing short of classic. Maybe not as classic as Allen Iverson's speech about practice, but they are memorable in their own right.

I have compiled five Andy Reid quotes to sum up this offseason.

5. When asked why he decided to keep Michael Vick, Reid said, "His jersey sales offset the cost of his salary, and the PETA people are the only ones willing to pay to sit front row."

4. When asked by the media if Donovan McNabb was on the trading block, Reid responded, "If we would have taken Ricky Williams, we wouldn't have had to worry about all these damn questions."

3. When asked by the media if he gained some weight over the offseason, Reid responded (while eating jelly beans), "We're sitting here on Easter Sunday...

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