... me are you locked in the punch. Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Are we losing touch. If you believed they put a man on the moon. If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool."  - REM

 

Fans of Oliver Stone unite! Yes, all you detective wanna-bees (and let's be honest, who wouldn't want to wear a fashionable Columbo-like trench coat for a living?) listen up: it seems that Detroit Lions QB Daunte Culpeper required eight stitches to close a wound on his foot caused by - get this - his carpet at home.

Yep, you read that right - his home carpet. Not artificial turf toe, no, that would be too sensible for a team that is no stranger to having strange things happen to it. Talk about cutting a rug...
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