... urinates in his presence. When asked why, Barwis said he dislikes public displays of affection.

2. Mr. T wears heavy gold chains around his neck, Barwis wears Mr. T.

3. Mike Barwis stole Chuck Norris’s bike, ate his roast beef sandwich, and impregnated his wife. These aren’t jokes but rather statements of fact. Barwis still has Norris’ upmost respect.

4. If Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer, then Mike Barwis’s sweat can regenerate limbs. Too bad he never sweats.

5. Mike Barwis occasional wears a t-shirt that says "I am hip-hop." If you try to call him on it he will make you bench press his 1964 GTO. Then he’ll roundhouse kick you in the taint.

6. Mike Barwis sweat can also give you Super AIDS, ...

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