... but turn up the volume during LSU's off week, leading some to speculate that Les is on the hot seat.

LSU fans must be hearing the muted snickers of their fellow SEC fans, who routinely mock LSU's coach yet wonder how he wins so often.

With that in mind, and LSU facing a huge game this week against the suddenly spiraling Auburn Tigers, Les climbed the podium and spoke to the press at his weekly luncheon.

I however, have contacted a highly trained U.N. translator who, in her spare time, studies Lesglish, and has provided me with a transcript of what Les' carefully thought out comments really mean. 

Les said:

"I really feel like the open date went well for us with possibly one exception. Russell Shepard was sick the...

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