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Penn State Announces Zombie Joe Paterno Will Coach Even After Death

Article By on 6th August, 2010

... his 45th season as the head coach of the football program at Penn State, some have begun to question how much longer the 83-year-old can continue to lead a major program.

It was believed that his current contract, set to expire after next season, would finally be the end of his storied career. No one wants to see such a historic sports figure die in office.

But officials from Penn State announced today that it doesn't necessarily have to be end, should he die while still the head coach.

"We have an exciting announcement from our college of Medical Sciences and Dark Arts today," said enthusiastic school president Graham Spanier. "We believe we now have the technology to be able to bring JoePa back as an undead zombie, should he d...

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