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Brian Kelly Decides to Coach Cincinnati And Notre Dame Next Season

Article By on 5th December, 2009

... Big East showdown against Pittisburgh, Cincinnati head football coach Brian Kelly made a stunning announcement: he plans to coach both Notre Dame AND Cincinnati next season.

In a statement released by the school, Kelly had this to say:

"As most of you have noticed, I am bored. Over the last three seasons I have treated the Big East like Michael Jordan would treat a homeless basketball league. I have absolutely dominated.

I have racked up a 32-6 record against inferior competition and because the competition is so poor, I'm only in the coach's office on UC's campus about three hours per day.

So last night, I did the math. If I only have to spend three hours a day coaching Cincinnati, this means I could can put nin...

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