Miami Dolphins Detain Suspicious Man from Something Called a Newspaper
Published on: 27th July, 2010
NFL training camps kicked off today around the country, and the drama of players battling for roster spots was not the only excitement to take place. In Miami Dolphins training camp, a suspicious man was held by security after he tried to tell team officials he was with a news ...NFL Warns of SPAM Email Tricking You into Signing Terrell Owens (Satire)
Published on: 26th July, 2010
by Matt Webb Lately no NFL off-season is complete without discussions surrounding Terrell Owens and which team is desperate enough to take the risk of signing him to a contract. Last year the Buffalo Bills took a chance on the embattled receiver, and he responded with his lowest receptions, yards, and touchdown ...NFL Investigates Bush Allegedly Taking Money from Saints and Advertisers
Published on: 22nd July, 2010
by Tim Hoffman In the wake of the Heisman committee announcing they were exploring possibly revoking Reggie Bush's 2005 Heisman trophy after finding out he received money and benefits in college, comes more bad news for the runningback. The NFL has said that it too will investigate strong evidence that he ...New ESPN Special: ‘Brett Favre: Make This [BEEP]ing Decision Already’
Published on: 22nd July, 2010
by Matt Webb Just a few weeks ago, almost 10 million people inexplicably tuned in to ESPN to watch LeBron James announce where he would be playing basketball this fall. Banking on the success of that show and out of frustration with the perpetual indecision of Brett Favre, ESPN announced this ...NCAA Investigating How North Carolina Football Had Winning Record
Published on: 15th July, 2010
The NCAA announced today that the North Carolina Tar Heels football program is being put under review after it was realized that the Heels somehow had 8-5 record each of the past two seasons. This discovery happened today when college officials were looking at the books from last season to decide ...Video: VH1 Cancels NFL Reality Series Douchehouse
Published on: 7th July, 2010
SportsComedian.com examines the cancellation of popular VH1 reality show Douchehouse, featuring seven NFL wide receivers living together in one home for the summer. The show was cancelled after complaints from residents about the behavior of the receivers reached city officials. Read more NFL news on BleacherReport.comUSC To Leave Pac-10, Will Join Axis of Evil Conference (Satire)
Published on: 29th June, 2010
Conference realignment has been the buzz word of the college football offseason and a huge source of confusion for most sports fans. To sum up the recent changes: Colorado left the Big 12 for the Pac-10, making the Pac-10 actually the Pac-11 and reducing the Big 12 down to the Big ...David Blaine To Try Surviving Entire Season as Detroit Lions Fan (Satire)
Published on: 20th June, 2009
David Blaine, the street magician who is famous for his long term stunts, such as being submerged in water for 30 days or hung above New York for weeks on end, has announced he will begin a new stunt this September. This might be his most treacherous feat yet, ...Lucky No Good Piece Of Sh*t Bastard Impregnates Second Model(Satire)
Published on: 20th June, 2009
Apparently that lucky son of a bitch Tom Brady has impregnated his second super model with a child, this time his new wife, Gisele Bunchen. The no good bastard says he and his wife are very happy to be expecting their first child. That makes two models down on this ...
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