Cincinnati Bengals Warn Fans This Could Be Another Rebuilding Year of Good Play
Published on: 7th September, 2010
Cincinnati Bengals owner Mike Brown wanted to come out and be up front about his team's priorities for this season after looking at the roster after training camp. "I know a lot of Bengals fans are going to be unhappy about the team we are putting out there for this season," ...Minnesota Vikings Officially Sign Brett Favre To the Usual .4 Year Contract
Published on: 1st September, 2010
The Minnesota Vikings made it official today, inking veteran quarterback Brett Favre to his usual .4 year contract for the 2010 season. The deal is very good for Favre, who will be payed $12 million dollars for only being with the team from September through the end of December. The contract ...Panthers Say Starting QB Battle Ends in Tie, Going to Overtime (Satire)
Published on: 26th August, 2010
The Carolina Panthers announced today that the battle for the starting quarterback job during preseason has ended in a tie. Both incumbent Matt Moore and Jimmy Clausen tried hard to overcome the other in a tense competition, but neither was able to make a case that they should be a ...Coors Light Train Derails, Kills 58 Fans at Hot Broncos Game (Humor)
Published on: 25th August, 2010
It was a gruesome scene today in Denver as the Coors Light Love Train derailed and flew into the stands, killing 58 fans. It was a scorching hot summer day when the Denver Broncos hosted the Detroit Lions at Invesco Field. The crowd was seemingly not into the game due to ...Tim Tebow Releases Premium Website for Members of Sports Media(Satire)
Published on: 18th August, 2010
Tim Tebow announced today the opening of the brand new TimTebow.com, a website with premium paid access for reporters and members of the media who just can't get enough of the Broncos QB. For only $19.99 per month, ESPN commentators and talk radio hosts can get a behind the scenes look ...Detroit Lions Fire Coach for Not Winning in the Preseason (Satire)
Published on: 16th August, 2010
News came out of Detroit this morning that head coach Jim Schwartz has been fired by the Lions after a blowout preseason loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers over the weekend. "This is it, season over. We suck again," said team president Tom Lewand. "If there was one time where we were ...Oakland Raiders Fans Holding Out From Training Camp
Published on: 11th August, 2010
The Oakland Raiders still could not come to an agreement with their fans today to get them to return this season. This marks week two of the holdout by all Raiders fans, who are demanding a new contract that guarantees the team will at least be competitive for at least ...Massive Crash of NFL Writers Making Camp Tours Reported in Ohio (Satire)
Published on: 10th August, 2010
A huge car accident is being reported in eastern Ohio at the moment, the result of which is apparently an abundance of traffic by NFL reporters traveling between training camps. The roads in the northeast have been clogged for the past two weeks as hundreds of reporters from every website ...Penn State Announces Zombie Joe Paterno Will Coach Even After Death
Published on: 6th August, 2010
As Joe Paterno enters his 45th season as the head coach of the football program at Penn State, some have begun to question how much longer the 83-year-old can continue to lead a major program. It was believed that his current contract, set to expire after next season, would finally be ...Albert Haynesworth Says He Did Not Eat Mike Shanahan Last Night (Satire)
Published on: 3rd August, 2010
Albert Haynesworth announced today that he has finally passed the Washington Redskins conditioning test that has held him back from beginning training camp with his team. It was reported over the past two days that Haynesworth was not able to run consecutive 100 yard sprints, and Redskins head coach Mike ...Featured Sponsors
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