Auburn University To Erect Gene Chizik Statue

Published on: 21st February, 2010

Following what many fans consider to be the best recruiting class in school history, Auburn University officials have announced plans to erect a statue in honor of Head Coach Gene Chizik. The statue is said to be slated for completion prior to the start of the 2010 football season and will ...

Scalawag Replaces Pirate In Lubbock

Published on: 9th January, 2010

Welcome to the fire Red Raiders, your parting gifts from the frying pan should arrive shortly and among them will be a coach named Tommy Tuberville. Coach Tuberville is well know throughout the SEC for his ability to count to six and win all of his regular season games and a ...

Clay Travis Outwits Finebaum Callers…Congratulations

Published on: 24th December, 2009

Clay Travis, author of Dixieland Delight and On Rocky Top, decided to spend his recent segment on the Paul Finebaum radio show proving that his intellect was superior to that of the show's callers. For those who have listened to the Finebaum show with any frequency the act of proving mental ...

Coach Brian Kelly Narrowly Escapes Gator Attack

Published on: 17th December, 2009

The new head coach of the Fighting Irish can and has been called a lot of things in the past few weeks but stupid or un-insightful should not be among them. Brian Kelly knew he had to get out of Cincinnati while the getting was good and the getting ...

Notre Dame To Continue Futility Excercises Indefinitely

Published on: 11th December, 2009

Recruit: Hello ND: Hello, This is Notre Dame with a call from coach Kelly. Recruit: Coach who? ND: Kelly. Recruit: WHO? ND: KELLY! Recruit: The dude from Cleveland? ND: Cincinnati. Recruit: Yea, Yea I got ya. ND: I have Coach Kelly on the line and he would like to speak to you about... Recruit: Can you hold on for ...

Coaches Association Wants Privacy, Let the Agenda Voting Commence

Published on: 10th December, 2009

The AFCA has announced they will no longer make public the final ballots for the USA Today Coaches Poll beginning in 2010. AFCA executive director Grant Teaff said the change is part of the process of "making our poll the best poll it can possibly be. "The adjustments were made based ...

Some ‘Bama Fans Need To Embrace Diversity.

Published on: 27th July, 2009

I can't help but notice a certain sense of shame amongst the more, shall we say, "upper tier" Crimson Tide fans at having to be associated with fans that many of them feel are...how do I put it? Oh I got it! Provincial! Yea, that's a good word to use because ...

What The Hell Happened To Steve Spurrier?

Published on: 27th July, 2009

I came to a sad realization this past week. I feel sorry for Steve Spurrier! I can't believe that I am even writing those words, something just feels wrong about it. How has the man I once hated so thoroughly suddenly become the object of my pity? The Steve Spurrier I ...

Can Houston Nutt Avoid Cracking Under Pressure of Pre-Season Expectations?

Published on: 26th July, 2009

I just can't think about Houston Nutt without thinking of an old episode of the Andy Griffith Show. The episode that comes to mind is the one in which Barney's cousin Virgil comes to Mayberry and just can't seem to do anything right while people are watching. When left alone, Virgil ...