Is It Boring To Be a Florida Gator?

Published on: 6th December, 2009

Alabama beat Florida’s ass yesterday.    The Gators are not SEC Champs, have no chance to become national champs, and Tim Tebow won’t win his second Heisman.    Is there anything to remember about this season?    What are the moments that will stick out five years from now?   Is the Seminole game memorable, possibly LSU?    This is ...

Brandon Spikes And Fake Outrage

Published on: 6th November, 2009

Brandon Spikes tried to gouge Washaun Ealey’s eyes during a pile up in the Florida-Georgia game.  The video wound up on YouTube, and everybody and his brother is now pretending to be butt-hurt about it.    No one was actually hurt.  Spikes made a public apology, and Ealey (the victim) shrugged ...

Dave Matthews Better Learn To Play Some Skynard, Ding Dernitt!

Published on: 2nd September, 2009

I guess Sarah McLachlan wanted too much money and Tori Amos was too X-TREEEEEMEEE.  It doesn’t really matter though because Dave Matthews Band is going to be ROCKIN’ IT as the official band of ESPN’s College Gameday.   This is the worst idea since McDonald’s suggested fornicating with its hamburgers. I wouldn’t ...