NFLPA: Cut the Crap! We Need HGH Testing in the NFL

Published on: 25th February, 2010

Before Monday, Terry Newton was a rugby player, famous only in Great Britain. But when it was announced that he had tested positive for HGH , he instantly became famous around the world.  Newton, who was immediately suspended for two years, is the first athlete to ever test positive for HGH by ...

Insanity Spreads Through Redskin Nation

Published on: 9th December, 2009

This article is dedicated to Washington Post columnist Mike Wise and the other card-carrying members of Redskin Nation who believe that Washington is somehow better than their 3-9 record . Just stop. If the Washington Redskins were a better team, then they would have a better record.  Who are the Redskins?  Let’s allow Dennis ...

Washington Redskins: A Sunny Day for a Stormy Franchise

Published on: 15th November, 2009

  On Wednesday the remnants of Hurricane Ida slammed into Virginia. Storms of this nature generally move fast.  Not Ida.  She lingered for three days.  Cities such as Norfolk, Virginia Beach, and Richmond were battered with torrential rain and 50 mph gusts that knocked down trees, flooded streets, and made driving ...

Murder Of The Washington Redskins

Published on: 19th October, 2009

  Yesterday, my buddy Anthony texted me after the Washington Redskins further continued their march to oblivion by losing to the feeble Kansas City Chiefs: “The Redskins are pathetic. You should be embarrassed.” This is the text I sent back to him: “I’m not embarrassed.  The Redskins are a disgrace, and I’m not allowing this ...

Joke-A-Thon: Green Bay Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings

Published on: 7th October, 2009

So what have I been doing these last few weeks.  Not much, certainly not any writing.  But now I’m back with a vengeance and ready to go especially since my secret plot to blackmail David Letterman has been foiled.   So while my hot lawyer from the Czech Republic, Ivana Sue, tries her best ...

Joke-A-Thon: Green Bay Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings

Published on: 7th October, 2009

So what have I been doing these last few weeks.  Not much, certainly not any writing.  But now I’m back with a vengeance and ready to go especially since my secret plot to blackmail David Letterman has been foiled.   So while my hot lawyer from the Czech Republic, Ivana Sue, tries her best ...

The Idiot’s Guide to Week Three of The NFL

Published on: 25th September, 2009

  I dedicate this new and continuing series of NFL predictions to my buddy Anthony.  He looked over my "10 Predictions For The NFL Season" and I swear his first question to me was: "Have you ever watched an NFL game before?" He's right.  I'm an idiot.  But actually, I prefer to be ...

Joke-A-Thon: New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys

Published on: 22nd September, 2009

I'm a Washington Redskins fan, so naturally, I hate the Cowboys and the Giants. And because the Cowgirls are making their debut in that monstrosity of a stadium, I couldn't let Sunday night go by without doing a joke-a-thon! Let's get started, shall we? 8:00: Bob Costas is interviewing Cowboys owner Jerry ...