Hey Cam Newton and Auburn: Enjoy the Accolades Now, Because the Hammer Is Coming

Published on: 22nd November, 2010

Tommy Tuberville, Auburn's former coach (how quickly we forget), went 85-40 in his ten seasons on the Plains in Alabama before he was fired after the 2008 season, when War Eagle went 5-7 and got hammered 36-0 in the annual Iron Bowl against rival Alabama. So who does Auburn University bring ...

Brett Favre: Relax Vikings Fans, the Old Gunslinger’s Coming Back

Published on: 4th August, 2010

Remember that upon his election, former Governor Jesse Ventura, perhaps one of the most colorful and controversial figures in Minnesota history, promised to "put Minnesota on the map," which he did with various moonlighting jobs and other non-governmental appearances. That is precisely what Minnesota's newest and latest celebrity is doing with ...

Tim Tebow: Buffalo Bills Dumb and Desperate Enough to Draft Him In First Round

Published on: 19th April, 2010

I consider the Buffalo Bills head coaching job, and any gainful employment position on the team from the lowliest street sweeper to a player on the team to be one of the worst in professional football. I'm sorry but there is just nothing good that can be said about a team ...

Can Stanford’s Toby Gerhart Really Win The Heisman Trophy?

Published on: 12th December, 2009

Just like we all know we wouldn't even be having this debate if Stanford's Toby Gerhart went to a "real school" like Florida, Southern Cal, Ohio State, or Notre Dame—you know college football's tired powerhouse teams, the same could be said for Notre Dame if they, like Cincinnati, had went ...

Minnesota Vikings’ Dream Season Can Only Be Dampened By Saints’ Tiring Act

Published on: 1st December, 2009

In 1998, as many fans remember, the Minnesota Vikings seemingly came out of nowhere with quarterback in Randall Cunningham, a hot shot rookie wide receiver in Randy Moss, and a swagger that truly hasn't been back since, until season. This year, Cunningham has been replaced by an even better Brett Favre and that ...

Clueless Wa$hington Red$kins Continue Annual Failure To No Ones Surprise

Published on: 26th October, 2009

So the Washington Redskins, in the midst of yet another annual downfall filled with a hundred million dollars of disappointments, finally switched their offensive coordinator after last week's latest loss to a winless team. Wow. Like that will make a difference. This is the same franchise that thought it would be ...

Brett Favre Could Be The Key To a New Vikings Stadium In Minnesota

Published on: 23rd September, 2009

Hey ESPN, we know how you love all things Brett Favre. We know how you couldn't get enough of his on-again-off-again "retirement" talk. Its good for ratings and fodder, so who could blame you. You're only doing your jobs as the national sports hype machine. And Brett Favre, we know how ...

Blackouts, History May Ultimately Lead the Jaguars to Los Angeles

Published on: 21st September, 2009

Right from the beginning, the Jacksonville Jaguars were a lost franchise. Along with their expansion cousins, the Carolina Panthers, each team made their respective conference championship games in surprising fashion, in only their second year of existence. Included in all the excitement, was the buzz their wins created. I remember NFL ...

My 2009 NFL Season (And Postseason) Picks

Published on: 10th August, 2009

AFC EAST Patriots—(12-4) The machine continues to roll with Wonder Boy back. Miami—(9-7) They aren't as good as their 11-5 season, but they are somewhere in between. Wildcat will work at times, and at least make them fun to watch. NY Jets—(8-8) Spend a lot of money, but get little results. They did ...