And This One Time, You Weren’t Supposed To Glorify Hazing

Published on: 29th September, 2010

“I don’t care what you’ve seen on television. There will be no hazing here. And if you think I am bullshitting you, ask your captain. I will not have my freshmen worried about living on this campus.”I was in attendance for the first team meeting ...

Please Pay Chris Johnson

Published on: 18th May, 2010

Disclaimer For the remainder of this piece, I am going to insinuate that $550,000 is not a lot of money. I would like to take a second to recognize that this insinuation itself is asinine. I, along with 99.5% of this country, will never make $550,000 ...

The HGH Debate: Why It’s Cool To Be British Again

Published on: 24th February, 2010

Americans seem to try their damnedest to not take after the British. After all, it’s how America was founded. But in terms of substance abuse policy in sports, I think it might be time we gave the British a chance. Do you think so many players ...

We, the Media, Have Euthanized the Boise State Broncos

Published on: 5th January, 2010

The following phrase doesn’t hold a ton of clout anymore. “College Football needs a playoff system.” Everyone knows there isn’t a true national champion every year. Everyone knows that teams get hosed out of the BCS system annually. Everyone knows the system needs change. But everyone doesn’t know that it has now ...

Belichick From the Block

Published on: 8th December, 2009

Remember that J-Lo song “Jenny From The Block,” that came out like five years ago? Well if the title isn’t enough of an indication, J-Lo urges her friends and critics through “song,” to remember no matter how successful she has become, she is still the same person; still if you ...

College Football At A Glance: SEC

Published on: 10th August, 2009

Disclaimer: These are abridged outlooks for the common fan. If you don’t like what I have to say because I panned or didn’t mention your team, that’s fine. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. College Football has usually seen a few new teams jump into the top 10 each year. ...

College Football at a Glance: Big 12

Published on: 9th August, 2009

Disclaimer: These are abridged outlooks for the common fan. If you don’t like what I have to say because I panned or didn’t mention your team, that’s fine. But save your breath. I inhaled through my nose this morning, and it smelled like college football season. A plethora of previews are ...

THe UFL’s Biggest Barrier to Entry

Published on: 22nd July, 2009

The NFL won’t admit this, but they are a monopoly. I base this on the leading characteristic of a monopoly, as taught to me by the greatest economics professor of all time, Vincent D’Andrea. A monopoly is characterized by its formidable barriers to entry, and maintenance of limited to zero competition. In ...