How to Lose a Fantasy Football Championship

Published on: 27th December, 2009

Second-guess yourself.  Start your first round pick even though he’s listed as doubtful with an ankle injury. Take down the championship banner hanging from your front porch.  Cancel the parade.  Call the newspaper and ask to remove the obituary for your opponent’s team from tomorrow’s edition. Get terrible match-ups.  Have too ...

Why I Don’t Like You, Mark Schlereth

Published on: 23rd December, 2009

I don’t like your Fu Manchu, it makes you look like a tool I don’t like that you don’t wear glasses. John Clayton wore glasses. You think you’re better than John Clayton? I don’t like how you’ve worked your way up the NFL studio analyst ladder at ESPN like an undersized lineman ...

The Tao of Fantasy Football

Published on: 11th August, 2009

“Tao- A: the unconditional and unknowable source and guiding principle of all reality as conceived by Taoists B: the process of nature by which all things change and which is to be followed for a life of harmony” – Merriam Webster Dictionary The media inundates us with fantasy football information.  Everywhere you look, there ...

Why I Didn’t Buy Penn State Football Season Tickets This Year

Published on: 23rd June, 2009

It isn’t about the money. I want to be clear about that much. Two hundred and change is a lot to spend on anything, especially something you can watch for free on TV, but this particular decision is about more than economics. Economics can’t quantify the experience of a Pennsylvania State ...