BIg Ten Name Game: What Should the Conference Be Called?
Published on: 18th December, 2010
Legend and Leader, what a moniker. It seems like Sir John Gielgud should regally stride out and start to announce the combatants in a haughty British voice, "I present the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Michigan Wolverines to the peasants." Maybe Big Commissioner James Delaney can become Sir James or Lord Jim. Perhaps Ohio ...College Football’s Worst Teams: The Terrible Ten of Week 6
Published on: 14th October, 2010
The cream is rising to the top as the big boy leagues scramble for titles and sweet bowl bids in sunny places. Someone in the swamps bought Louisiana Les Miles a watch, and the Tigers gobbled down another key win. Somewhere in Michigan a coach mentioned fans would like to ...College Football Rankings Week 5: The Terrible 10
Published on: 5th October, 2010
Is the Clemson Tiger Miami Hurricane game over yet? Or are the officials reviewing one more play or throwing one more flag? Is it still on a commercial break or a coaches review? Are the zebra' s heads still stuck in the review trough? Are the networks plugging those gut killing, obnoxious Burger King ...College Football’s Terrible 10: Week 2
Published on: 12th September, 2010
Week two weeded out the weak. And showed that the Sooners are still strong enough to make the Seminoles swoon. Speaking of weak team blues in a shocking move the Atlantic Coast Conference has decided to cancel out of conference games until at least 2022. ACC Commish Johnny D Swofford said the policy ...Is Rex Ryan The Hindenburg? The Rexinburg Rolls Out
Published on: 10th September, 2010
Newsreel reporter: It burst into flames! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get this, Charlie! Get this, Charlie! It's fire and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It's burning, bursting into flames and is falling on ...College Football’s Terrible 10: Week One
Published on: 7th September, 2010
Sadly summer is slowly sliding by. But football is just starting to swing and some teams are already feeling the sting of a sorry season's start.. Who looks bad, sad, or just plain rabid billy goat mad? It's early in the season but some teams get the dying summer ...15 Fantasy Football Quotes to Draft By
Published on: 19th August, 2010
Fantasy football drafts looms as summer slips away again. So some timely tips to take to the end of summer fantasy football bash. All fantasy football drafts are based on deception.- Sun Tzu talking of taking two quarterbacks in the first two rounds Talk of the stellar season that Matt Forte ...Syracuse Orange Football: We Need 44
Published on: 11th August, 2010
Many mojologists say its very bad mojo to bury good memories. After a successful 2006 season, Sean Payton's New Orleans Saints took many of the team's trophies and mementos and buried them in a coffin. It was, Payton thought, an act to remind everybody that the past is gone and the ...Fantasy Football: Poisoned Players
Published on: 28th June, 2010
The dose makes the poison. —Paracelsus, mad at his bad fantasy football draft. Bad draft day picks can poison your fantasy football team quicker than signing Albert Haynesworth to a guaranteed contract. Don't be the dim Danny Snyder of your league. Don't draft the fading stars, the fat fellows, anyone with ...Albert Haynesworth Eats Daniel Snyder: Redskin Fans Riot (Satire)
Published on: 24th June, 2010
Shocking reports are emerging from Washington Redskins headquarters, where it appears that embittered defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has eaten Redskins owner Daniel Snyder and choked to death in the process. In a bizarre turn of events, in an already strange tale, a large crowd of joyous Redskin fans were ...Featured Sponsors
File not found.