“We Dat!”: Atlanta’s New Rally Cry For Falcons Nation

Published on: 2nd December, 2009

"Who dat say dey gon beat dem Saints?" - New Orleans Saints 1983 "They say 'who dat ?', n***a we dat !" Young Jeezy 2008 The Atlanta Falcons franchise was founded in 1966, bringing the NFL to the south. A year later, the Falcons were given their first true rival, the New ...

Ready To Order: The 10 Fattest Coaches in Football

Published on: 30th November, 2009

Morrissey once wrote, "Some Girls are Bigger Than Others." The same applies to football coaches as well. Being a successful football player requires an athlete to be in top physical shape, be disciplined, and exhibit self-control. To be a head coach, not so much. Some coaches waddle along the sidelines looking like ...

Breaking News: Washington Redskins Owner, Dan Snyder Set to Hire New GM

Published on: 10th October, 2009

Team owner, Daniel Snyder, looking to add a spark to the struggling Redskins, has found a new General Manager for his team. Snyder has offered the position to a money stack with big googly eyes. The money stack is currently a pitchman for GEICO Insurance. The deal is reportedly worth the ...

Is Albert Haynesworth “Worth” His Weight in Redskins’ Gold?

Published on: 29th September, 2009

It seems that the only thing fatter than Albert Haynesworth's paycheck is Albert Haynesworth. Redskins' owner Dan Snyder shocked many by signing DT Albert Haynesworth to a contract worth $100 million this offseason. Looking to beef up his defensive front, Snyder truly found the "beef," all 350 lbs. of ...