... remember the movie Spiderman III? Just a few years ago?
Remember there was a mysterious black oozing tar that incredibly had a will of its own? That the black oozing appended itself to Peter Parker’s Spidey’s suit and gave him incredible strength, speed, and an attitude nastier than Steve Hutchinson with a belly fully of Tasmanian Devils? And Peter Parker brought the suit to his teacher, Dr. Curt Conners, who called the oozing tar a symbiote?
You remember all that?
Good.
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